Charleston Outlaws RFC



Jeff Fain

Stats     5' 10" - 180 lbs.
Former Clubs     Northwest Indiana RFC
Positions     Wing
Greatest Rugby Moment     Scored a try in my first game.
Favorites     Movie - Gladiator

  TV - ESPN Sportscenter

  Muscian - Dave Matthews Band


Celebrity I Most Resemble     A masculine Judy Garland... Ooo I love me some ruby slippers!
Favorite Quote     My favorite poem to quote...


  here we lay not a gym card between us

  not a six-pack to be seen, but some empties nearby


  I saw your peepee before I heard your name

  and knew what I wanted before I knew who you were


  the only Masters I've heard mentioned were in the bar nearby

  and I could never describe what's in one of those drinks


  all I know of Fire Island is the dune buggies are deadly

  and it's basically a high-priced sand bar and sound system


  all I wonder when they play her records

  is whether she has a last name on her license


  you wonder how I listen to such awful noise

  ask I put on something else as we take things off


  you've been in one room and seen all my furniture

  you've seen my social life when you met my cat


  our only investments will be sheltered in latex

  and portfolios limited to the look of what you've drawn


  yet here we lay, laughing louder than the shades

  in the labels of the shirts that would bounce my rent


  no morning pretense of what's passed between us

  and promised phone calls/e-mails might perhaps even be


  as amid the bewilderment of our necessary ritual

  something odd, genuine, makes a bare coy cameo


  a misfit fit jigsaws briefly into place

Photos of Jeff Fain

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Chubby and Fain at the breakdown.
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Jeff looks for the loose ball as Chubby, Joe and Jeff run on the play.
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Fain amd Butch prepare for the next match.
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Choir practice.
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